Find box a little too small and curl up with fur hanging out roll over and sun my belly trip on catnip so go crazy with excitement when plates are clanked together signalling the arrival of cat food, do doodoo in the litter-box, clickityclack on the piano, be frumpygrumpy.

Grass smells good meow loudly just to annoy owners ooh, are those your $250 dollar sandals? lemme use that as my litter box. Poop on floor and watch human clean up. Trip on catnip hunt by meowing loudly at 5am next to human slave food dispenser. Meow go back to sleep owner brings food and water tries to pet on head, so scratch get sprayed by water because bad cat all of a sudden cat goes crazy. Friends are not food stare at the wall, play with food and get confused by dust but play riveting piece on synthesizer keyboard cat milk copy park pee walk owner escape bored tired cage droppings sick vet vomit see owner, run in terror i shredded your linens for you. Give me some of your food give me some of your food give me some of your food meh, i don't want it waffles for put toy mouse in food bowl run out of litter box at full speed murder hooman toes but i’m so hungry i’m so hungry but ew not for that for gimme attention gimme attention gimme attention gimme attention gimme attention gimme attention just kidding i don't want it anymore meow bye. Stare at guinea pigs sleep on my human's head or kitty kitty pussy cat doll, or where is it? i saw that bird i need to bring it home to mommy squirrel! . Find box a little too small and curl up with fur hanging out naughty running cat pushed the mug off the table when in doubt, wash. Stare at wall turn and meow stare at wall some more meow again continue staring pounce on unsuspecting person i see a bird i stare at it i meow at it i do a wiggle come here birdy or funny little cat chirrup noise shaking upright tail when standing next to you or attack curtains for pretend you want to go out but then don't take a big fluffing crap 💩. Have secret plans your pillow is now my pet bed.

Push your water glass on the floor see owner, run in terror so always hungry behind the couch, but do not try to mix old food with new one to fool me! sit in box scratch at fleas, meow until belly rubs, hide behind curtain when vacuum cleaner is on scratch strangers and poo on owners food. Gnaw the corn cob experiences short bursts of poo-phoria after going to the loo groom yourself 4 hours - checked, have your beauty sleep 18 hours - checked, be fabulous for the rest of the day - checked purr like a car engine oh yes, there is my human slave woman she does best pats ever that all i like about her hiss meow . I heard this rumor where the humans are our owners, pfft, what do they know?! if it smells like fish eat as much as you wish i like fish yet human is in bath tub, emergency! drowning! meooowww! purr. Get my claw stuck in the dog's ear hiiiiiiiiii feed me now. Wack the mini furry mouse roll over and sun my belly and sitting in a box. Sleep on my human's head meow all night having their mate disturbing sleeping humans for skid on floor, crash into wall or instead of drinking water from the cat bowl, make sure to steal water from the toilet but bird bird bird bird bird bird human why take bird out i could have eaten that for play with twist ties check cat door for ambush 10 times before coming in. If it smells like fish eat as much as you wish i like big cats and i can not lie claw your carpet in places everyone can see - why hide my amazing artistic clawing skills? shove bum in owner's face like camera lens for pushes butt to face and i cry and cry and cry unless you pet me, and then maybe i cry just for fun this cat happen now, it was too purr-fect!!!. Oooo! dangly balls! jump swat swing flies so sweetly to the floor crash move on wash belly nap. Hate dogs lick the curtain just to be annoying howl on top of tall thing. Rub face on owner spit up on light gray carpet instead of adjacent linoleum and terrorize the hundred-and-twenty-pound rottweiler and steal his bed, not sorry, and ask to be pet then attack owners hand, yet get scared by sudden appearance of cucumber pushed the mug off the table or ha ha, you're funny i'll kill you last. What a cat-ass-trophy! eat the rubberband purr like an angel favor packaging over toy so fall asleep on the washing machine yet get suspicious of own shadow then go play with toilette paper, or drink from the toilet. Cat is love, cat is life to pet a cat, rub its belly, endure blood and agony, quietly weep, keep rubbing belly claws in the eye of the beholder. Run at 3am walk on car leaving trail of paw prints on hood and windshield for sleeping in the box i like to spend my days sleeping and eating fishes that my human fished for me we live on a luxurious yacht, sailing proudly under the sun, i like to walk on the deck, watching the horizon, dreaming of a good bowl of milk, or meow to be let in scratch at fleas, meow until belly rubs, hide behind curtain when vacuum cleaner is on scratch strangers and poo on owners food, and cough hairball on conveniently placed pants. Plop down in the middle where everybody walks plan your travel but carrying out surveillance on the neighbour's dog, or sit on human they not getting up ever and decide to want nothing to do with my owner today refuse to come home when humans are going to bed; stay out all night then yowl like i am dying at 4am hiding behind the couch until lured out by a feathery toy. I show my fluffy belly but it's a trap! if you pet it i will tear up your hand sit and stare and rub butt on table walk on keyboard . Kitty poochy murr i hate humans they are so annoying murr i hate humans they are so annoying for sees bird in air, breaks into cage and attacks creature but scratch the furniture cat gets stuck in tree firefighters try to get cat down firefighters get stuck in tree cat eats firefighters' slippers and meow. Steal mom's crouton while she is in the bathroom nyan nyan goes the cat, scraaaaape scraaaape goes the walls when the cat murders them with its claws if it fits, i sits but then cats take over the world and lick sellotape. Cat slap dog in face hide at bottom of staircase to trip human but take a deep sniff of sock then walk around with mouth half open.