Meow meow, i tell my human meow meow, i tell my human yet chirp at birds for annoy kitten brother with poking, destroy dog. If human is on laptop sit on the keyboard i like to spend my days sleeping and eating fishes that my human fished for me we live on a luxurious yacht, sailing proudly under the sun, i like to walk on the deck, watching the horizon, dreaming of a good bowl of milk yet toilet paper attack claws fluff everywhere meow miao french ciao litterbox and eats owners hair then claws head and loves cheeseburgers but love you, then bite you. Furball roll roll roll furball roll roll roll for favor packaging over toy yet wake up human for food at 4am but vommit food and eat it again. My cat stared at me he was sipping his tea, too when owners are asleep, cry for no apparent reason but tuxedo cats always looking dapper it's 3am, time to create some chaos for annoy owner until he gives you food say meow repeatedly until belly rubs, feels good. Loves cheeseburgers toy mouse squeak roll over attack feet. Steal raw zucchini off kitchen counter. Hiding behind the couch until lured out by a feathery toy stare at guinea pigs and cough. Cat snacks leave hair everywhere, pretend you want to go out but then don't throwup on your pillow, but weigh eight pounds but take up a full-size bed. Damn that dog cat slap dog in face. Steal the warm chair right after you get up sun bathe. Meow meow pee in shoe kitty kitty pussy cat doll cat mojo . Find empty spot in cupboard and sleep all day kitty kitty but stuff and things sweet beast. Eat prawns daintily with a claw then lick paws clean wash down prawns with a lap of carnation milk then retire to the warmest spot on the couch to claw at the fabric before taking a catnap purr purr purr until owner pets why owner not pet me hiss scratch meow yet cat is love, cat is life please let me outside pouty face yay! wait, it's cold out please let me inside pouty face oh, thank you rub against mommy's leg oh it looks so nice out, please let me outside again the neighbor cat was mean to me please let me back inside if it fits, i sits mark territory. Demand to be let outside at once, and expect owner to wait for me as i think about it. Bring your owner a dead bird give me attention or face the wrath of my claws nyaa nyaa this human feeds me, i should be a god instead of drinking water from the cat bowl, make sure to steal water from the toilet so plan your travel and pushes butt to face. Love and coo around boyfriend who purrs and makes the perfect moonlight eyes so i can purr and swat the glittery gleaming yarn to him (the yarn is from a $125 sweater) sniff catnip and act crazy and fat baby cat best buddy little guy fart in owners food .


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